October 2009
Listen
Listen
August 2009
sometimes i miss tumblr
then i see teenage high school girls posting about how they’re naked for hours
then i can deal.
July 2009
Alright I'll update again wateva
kafkaandcigarettes:
SO HERES MY DEVIANTFART
ZOMBS.DEVIANTART.COM
YEAH I’M PRETTY GOOD.
I LOVE LIZ LEHMAN AND KEVIN TUFANO.
oh yeah ill update too
http://boxtops.deviantart.com/
GO HERE
THIS IS MY ART
GO
i love you zombie :3
HI TUMBLR HOW YA DOIN
IM HAPPY AS FUCK ALRIGHT SEE YA
does tumblr still suck
yes
yes it does
Keep in mind. I don't mean EVERYONE on Tumblr.
I mean alot of you are just normal people tryying to skyrocket to tumblr super stars and hit it big
BUT THE REST OF YOU ARE DUMB AS FUCKING SHIT AND I CAN’T STAND YOU
FUCK YOU INFURIATE ME
FOURTH OF ALL: /b/ WAS NEVER GOOD
YOU HAVE ALL JUST NOW DISCOVERED 4CHAN AND WANT US TO ALL KNOW YOU SIT WITH THE COOL KIDS AT LUNCH
WE GET IT
SHUT THE FUCK UP NO MEMES YOU HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR ARE FUNNY AT ALL
THIRD OF ALL: YOU'RE FUCKING UGLY
GET YOUR STUPID FUCKING MUG OFF EVERY SINGLE POST OF YOURS
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT IS NOT CUTE
IT IS FUCKING ANNOYING SCROLLING DOWN MY DASHBOARD AND SEEING SOME DUMB BITCH HOLDING A “SHOUT OUT” TO SOME OTHER DUMB BITCH ON TUMBLR
AND THEN SEEING YOUR DUMBASS 4 MORE TIMES FROM THE REBLOGS
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.
SECOND OF ALL: YOU'RE ALL FUCKING IDIOTS
If I saw another “THE GAME” post I would tear out my own fucking eyes.
If I saw another “HAHA U WUD so and so” I would fucking eat them.
A BLOG. IS. NOT. FACEBOOK. YOU WRITE YOUR FUCKING IDEAS AND THOUGHTS DOWN ON THE INTERNET AND PEOPLE EXCHANGE THOUGHTS AND IDEAS ACCORDINGLY.
THIS IS NOT WHAT TUMBLR IS.
TUMBLR IS A SHIT FUCKING MEEBO SUBSTITUTE FOR 16 YEAR OLD GIRLS...
FIRST OF ALL: TUMBLAIRITY
They may as well flat out label tumblairity as “Circlejerk credits”, because the only viable way to actually GET tumblairity is to go into popular, reblog as many lolcats or eminem lyrics you can, and watch the likes pour in.
There’s no reward for self expression or originality or even displaying the lowest amount of intelligence needed to actually use a goddamned computer, just...
Tumblr is a shit fucking website
Jesus fucking christ.
THIS IS NOT MY HAPPY HOUSE THIS IS NOT MY...
p deep kermit
http://streetgangfilms.com/movies/andreas/peter/big... →
you know im not going to let myself update this...
because none of you care
so i should just stop
FUCK YEAH SIMS COASTER COMING UP
alllllll right
Just realized I have no way of showing it
FUCK
I am drawing so goddamned fucking good right now
JESUS
It’s not even like I stole a style to draw this
I just started drawing and poof
everything came togetha
hey its kevdra
just got a new hat
Listen
gona stop cryying
right now
No my expression has been a constant >:[ for like...
fuck
hey kev sup
good.
that’s good
sure is.
dont talk to me because all i'm going to do is...
thats all i do lately
Ghost ride da whip ghost ride da whip
put ya stunna shadez on put cha stunna shadez on
I use "FOR HOURS" alot
When I say “for hours” i literally mean “2-4 hours”
GODDAMN ITS LIKE WHEN MY PARENTS STOP FIGHTING
MY MOM SCREAMS AND CRIES TO HER FRIENDS ON THE PHONE
FOR FUCKING HOURS
ITS ANNOYING SHUT THE HELL UP
Watching the incredibles
holy fuck i love little problems face so much
she’s adorable i want to marry her
Coffee is too loud to make.
sigh.
seriously im hungry as shit
whats there to eat hm nothing of course
i could make ramen AGAIN
but im on a bad course to obesity with this diet…… oooof.
cept now im just like fwwwoooopppppppppppp
tv turnin off
fwoop
kttch
kttch
kitchFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
aah! a lightning storm….. better not take shower…..
eh heh heh im so high you guys eh heh heh
im so hungry eh heh heh heh
I’m always so boring high i apologize people who were expecting interesting kevin
nope high me is insightful philosipher
oh well
Stunna shades
theyre on.
I just got the biggest world of warcraft craving
i had a mountain dew and was like GODDAMN I NEED TO PLAY WOW
nanomachines
Me: Everyone in this family is a complete fucking introvert
Mom: JUST KEEP SLINGING SHIT AT ME
Me: lol
imkitrex: this night sucks my parents are faggots
imkitrex: they were screaming at me
imkitrex: because they were pissed at each other
imkitrex: like my dad just wanted to scream at me
imkitrex: so hes like
imkitrex: GET OUT OF THE BATH- UH YOUR ROOM
imkitrex: and im like You just wanted to scream at me for something.
imkitrex: ALL YOU DO IS SIT IN THAT FUCKING ROOM YOU USELESS COCKSUCKER
imkitrex: apparently not because some times i am in the bathroom!
imkitrex: SHUT THE FUCK UP ILL KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
No it turns out my parents are fucking insane and...
Yeah I got screamed at for about 2 hours because “I’M A FUCKING USELESS FAGGOT” because I decided to practice basic fucking hygene and shave Which makes me a fucking girl apparently, my parents had a goddamned brawl and I’m sitting in my room alone on fourth of fucking july because they’re so fucking unstable I just can’t be around them for another second
IM JUST SO PSYCHED TO DRIVE BY MYSELF ALONE
goddamn that is the coolest fucking thing
we’re gona smoke out on the river
watch as alan wines his way into not going on the...
so i have to stay home watching him
guarentee it
